I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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