Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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