Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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