are you so shy because you have an std?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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