Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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