her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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