I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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