I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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