how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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