Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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