I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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