life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The struggles of a small town man whore
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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