Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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