Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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