it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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