Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
