fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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