I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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