How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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