First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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