i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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