don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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