alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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