Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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