; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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