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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
