Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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