Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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