Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Randomize
