If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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