Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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