hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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