You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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