i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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