Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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