? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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