I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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