I want to make a zoo with you.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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