I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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