best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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