Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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