it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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