you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I supernannyed him into submission
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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