if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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