Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
jump out the window naked night went bad
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
