FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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