You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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