I have demons in me.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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