I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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