Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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