we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Randomize
